so.... I'm sitting at Wendy's last night, working on my paperwork and eating a burger..... I do this most evenings on my way home... It gives me a chance to get my site plans re-drawn to scale, before I get home, and then I can start the computer work right away..... I usually sit way back in a corner, away from everybody else, cause, quite simply... I'm nosy.. And if people sit near me, I can't help myself... I draw and LISTEN....
sigh.... Sometimes I swear I'm 12 years old..
aaaaaaaaaaanyway... Last night, I'm sitting way back in the farthest corner... And in walk these two guys... Mid 40's .... Just a couple of good ole boys.....
45 going on 9 .....
they plunk theirselves ( using the vernacular of the natives here... Work with me! ) down right next to me....
I felt like saying... THERE'S A WHOLE ROOM HERE...... But since I'm Spirit filled, I shut my mouth.... And eavesdropped....
For starters, these two guys are dressed head to toe in camouflage.... You can TELL you live north of 7 when..............
anyway.... They start yakking and giggling.... One guy eating; the other guy ( obviously broke cause he spent his money on his camouflage clothing ) sat there and talked the whole time....
the BULK of their conversation was about Mr-Too-Broke-To-Eat being chased by the police one night when he was running through town with a flat tire..... Miraculously, he outran them, sliding into his driveway just at the last second....
I felt like saying... HEY GRIZZLY ADAMS.... If the police are chasing you, going home isn't always the SMARTEST MOVE................
instead, I ate more of my double burger with no cheese.
they rambled on....
I drew some more....
as I was about to slurp the last of my frosty, I hear Grizzly Adams say :
"I've often thought, that if I would lower my standards, I'd get more dates."
Imagine my surprise.............. He's SINGLE.
And then he says... " But why should I LOWER MINE... I figure women in a class above me should lower THEIR standards and date me....."
Dating Tips with Grizzly Adams... Next on the Discovery Channel....
Tonight, I still may eat at Wendys.... But I'm sitting up near the FRONT!!