Flight By Night
well..... it's almost Halloween .... I'm spending 3 nights this weekend helping my friend Karen, with the Flight By Night corn maze...... I was there last night...I HAD A BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry gayle, no photos!!! )
It was a really good night... it only started raining around 9 :30...we were out of the field by 10:15 or so..... my camoflouge jacket is still wet... tonight I'm wearing a yellow rain slicker ( not actually all that easy to HIDE with ) but I'll probably wear the camo stuff over top ) ....
we had a lot of fun last night..... I was pretty well camouflaged, and would stand in the corn near the entrance of the 10 acre maze.... and not say a WORD.... as people would walk past, I'd lunge out at them.....
they'd shriek and keep walking ( or running ) ..... after they'd round a corner, I'd sneak up on them from behind... and scare them alllllll over again.....I never tire of THAT!! ....
A couple of times, I wiped out but good.... took an entire row of stalks out at one point... cause I came flying around a corner after somebody ( I sure hope karen doesn't read this ) .... and missed the corner....... wiped out completely....... ugh....... and a little while later..... I spotted a bunch of teenagers heading across the open field along the edge of the maze ( after they'd completed it, and were on their way home ) .... I thought it'd be cool to come flying out of the maze and scare them.... what I didn't know was that there was a rail fence along the outside...... and my glasses were steamed up pretty good under my hoody ...... so I hit the edge of the maze, screaming and yelling.... and hit the rail fence... snapped it RIGHT in half....and went airborne.... I landed flat on my back facing the direction I'd just come from..... wondering WHO would put a RAIL FENCE RIGHT THERE!!!!!
somewhere in the process of those two wipe outs, I lost 2 Mag Flashlights and a Cobra walkie talkie.... DUH.....
and to finish the evening off....... I thought I'd scare a couple of people in the parking lot ( A group of mid 20's aged nurses had come from Kingston to this thing..... 3 of them had enough nerve to do the maze, but 2 chickened out..... and stayed in their SUV in the parking lot ) ..... the 3 brave ones dared me to scare them..... so I snuck into the chicken coop, got a horrificly freaky mask, put it on and headed over to their vehicle to scare them...... sadly, I couldn't see out of the mask very well.... and as I came out of the chicken coop, I walked RIGHT into the BBQ ..... tipped it completely upside down..... racks flying everywhere, briquets all over the place..... sigh......(thankfully, i REALLY scared the two girls in the Jimmy )
so...... one rail fence, one BBQ, 2 flashlights and a walkie talkie......
There goes the profits from LAST night....... aren't you glad you invited ME eh Karen!
sigh
wonder what I can break TONIGHT!!!!
3 Comments:
At long last...you've found your calling!!!
I still remember the time you scared me and you didn't even have a mask on!!!
This is just toooo funny!!! Someone needed to have a video camera and follow you around. Good thing you didnt' take your camera...it would never have survived! It's a good thing you don't take yourself too seriously.
It's been awhile since I've read your blog and you have me giggling and laughing out loud. Geewhiz Paul can you get any funnier? You are such a mess...but a sweet one!
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