Things I have learned.....while inspecting in Burnt River

[1] There are no public Washrooms in Burnt River....

[2] There is no Tim Horton's in Burnt River

[3] There are no coffee shops at ALL in Burnt River

[4] There are no public washrooms in Burnt River ( did I tell you that before ? )

[5] There is only ONE retail establishment in Burnt River

[6] The ONE retail establishment in Burnt River is not open very much....

[7] The hours for the SOLE retail establishment in Burnt River vary, according to the afternoon nap pattern of the 84 year store owner.

[8] When you stop at any given retail establishment in Burnt River, particularly after lunch, you run the risk of waking it's proprietor!

[9] Buying a bag of salted unshelled peanuts from a general store in Burnt River does not help you get access to a washroom.

[10] "No Name" unshelled peanuts are not very good.