Pumpkin Pie....Not just for breakfast any more
When I was leaving Mom and Dad's house on Monday morning... I helped myself to a piece of pumkin pie.... breakfast of Champions, I hollered, as I stuffed my face.....
mom, of course, chortled..... YOU CAN'T HAVE PUMPKIN PIE FOR BREAKFAST............
actually, mom...... you can
and uh........ I JUST DID!!
mont mummm? ( that is uh.... "want some?" , with your mouth full! )
anyway.... I finished my breakfast, and as I did... I asked mom how she slept....GREAT! I haven't slept that well in several nights.... AND I feel better than I have since September...
I looked her square in the face and said: Know what I think is the key? PUMPKIN PIE
I think you should eat Pumpkin pie for breakfast from now on Mom..... ( I know I'm going to, JUST for the sake of her health.....)
as Marilyn Grimmel says... IT IS A VEGETABLE..... so there.....
Haven't you always wanted me to eat my vegetables mom? and isn't WHIPPED CREAM A DAIRY PRODUCT?????
ok then...
pass me a fork.... there's pie left
posted by Paul @ 5:46 p.m.
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3 Comments:
I believe you, Paul...after all, isn't chocolate a vegetable, too?
Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are vegetables - ergo, chocolate is a vegetable.
Pumpkins are a close cousin to squash, which is a vegetable...making pumpkin pie with whipping cream...vegetable pie topped with dairy.
Having said all that, the most perfect food (under Canada's food guide) should be a Hawaiian pizza:
Crust = breads & cereals
Pepperoni = meat & meat products
Pineapple = fruits & vegetables
Cheese = dairy
Make sense???
You are a nut...there is a way to justify most anything isn't there??!!
You are such a dedicated son.
you are also a nutcase.
sarcasm on the first and serious on the second! LOL
G
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