Mrs Johnson...

so.... I met Mrs Johnson tonight......

I don't actually know who she is..... and I quite honestly didn't really MEET MEET her....

She called.....

I had barely gotten the word Hello out.....

and she started...

Hi Honey..... I'm going to be going right near you tomorrow on my way to Toronto.....maybe we could meet for coffee

and she paused .....

and my heart skipped a beat....

and I said....

uh............. I'm Paul ..... uh..... is it ME you were looking for?

and the phone got deathly quiet....

I'm SO sorry, she said.....

to which I replied...

oh... Don't be..... I haven't been called HONEY in a very long time.... I actually quite liked it!!!

she hung up before I could invite her over for coffee!!