Things I have learned this week....

and these are in no particular order....

[1] I should roll my windows down all the way when I am pitching a banana peel out the window of my car.

[2] When driving down the road, and you notice an ear hair ( ewww ) and you pull on it and your hand extends 9 1/2 inches away from your ear before it stops..... can cause a person to drive erratically.....

[3] When attempting to type erratically, and you misspell it, and the SPELL CHECK suggests EROTICALLY???? do not click " ACCEPT"

[4] When driving down the road, after noticing a very very long ear hair, you should not instinctively reach for your Swiss Army Knife.

[5] One should not use the Swiss Army Knife in the car while driving!

[6] One should keep band-aids in the glove box of the car at all times!!

[7] You should not rub your eyes after eating Jalapeno Chips.

[8] Neither should you pick your nose after eating them.

[9] One should keep band aids AND wet wipes in the glove box of the car at all times.

[10] Just because it is cool for 15 year old boys to wear their pants half way down their behinds, does not mean it is cool for 45 year olds to do that.

[11] Apparently I need suspenders.

[12] If, while using the bathroom at Tim Hortons, and all too late you realize there is no toilet tissue left??? Hollering HELPPPPPPPPPP does absolutely NO GOOD WHAT SO EVER.

[13] Managers at "SOME" Tim Hortons stores have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR AT ALL!!

[14] Roast beef, left in the fridge for nearly 2 weeks.... still looks edible.

[15] Roast beef, that is nearly 2 weeks old.... apparently is NOT edible.

[16] 2 hours stuck in the bathroom can make a person numb on one end and dumb on the other.

[17] The TV remote will not work from the bathroom.

[18] The cord on my laptop does not reach all the way to the bathroom.

[19] The door bell rarely rings.... until I am uh.. otherwise occupied.

[20] The guy from the Gas Company, who came to the door to make sure my ACCOUNT was protected, rang the door bell WAY too many times.

[21] The guy from the Gas Company, who came to the door to make sure my ACCOUNT was protected, did not appreciate me coming to the door dressed as I was.

[22] The guy from the Gas Company, who came to the door to make sure my ACCOUNT was protected, will probably not come to MY door again.

[23] Chicken casserole, left in the fridge for almost 2 weeks.... ALSO looks edible...

I will report back to you as to how edible it actually IS!

Happy Halloween!!