The Burnin' Ring of Fire

ok.. this is not about Johnny Cash .... it is about my brother in law David .... who has yet to understand what his 9 alarm chili does to my system....

For starters, my esophegos will never be the same....

# 2 - My grandchildren will likely have heartburn now, because of this.

# 3 - I am convinced I will be up until 3 or 4 am tonight....trying to put the fire out in my heart.... and I don't mean heart ACHE ....

so here's the thing... being prudent and circumspect, tonight at supper, before I put any on my plate ...I ASKED HIM... is it hot chili? HOW BAD IS IT? you'd think I'd know better than to believe him....

oh Paul, its' fine... really.. it's not bad this time....

Liar!