Things I have learned lately......

[1] Writing "Wood Stove Certification" exams, at my age.... is not nearly as easy as it was when I was younger....

[2] Drinking a lot of coffee to stay awake during Wood Stove Certification courses..... doesn't work... until you get home and get into bed... THEN it keeps you awake....

[3] There is VERY LITTLE good programming on tv late at night....

[4] SHAM WOW is on for only $19.95 and if you act NOW...... you will get a double offer.....

[5] Since men can't multi-task, ... doing laundry while trying to study for Wood Stove Certification exams.... is not a smart idea.....

[7] A Basket full of wet laundry that sits for two days..... is still a basket full of wet laundry

[8] iPods are not washing machine friendly

[9] iPod cases come out very clean after sitting for two days in a basket of wet clean laundry

[10] iPod cases, after two days of sitting in a basket of wet laundry .... DO dry out....
Socks..... do NOT

[11] iPod does not honour their warranty when you use MAYTAG AND STUPID in the same sentence.

[12] When laying in bed late at night being amazed at SHAMWOW.... one should not eat Jalapeno chips and rub their eyes.

[13] Neither should they pick their noses

[14] sigh....... gotta go... iPods are on sale this week